Final Week

So that's it for my Junior year of college. After this week of finals, I'll be done. I can't help but look back and be thankful for everything that has happened. I'll be a senior next year and it most likely will be ten times better.

Except for certain circumstances which none of you are aware of. (Well maybe a few). I'm going to miss taking all these writing classes, being that I filled all my requirements. Maybe if I have a few extra spaces for credits I can take another. I think I might. Ok, time to start my education portfolio/final. I'll be back.

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The Great Outdoors

Why has my motivation gone down the drain now that I have a week in between when all my papers are due and now? I'm sitting here, looking up articles on Wikipedia trying to find things that are incorrect. Is that bad? Actually screw this, it's gorgeous outside, so I think I'll go throw a baseball or frisbee or something.

You should too.

Red Eyes

So I just watched this movie called Red Eye. It was so entirely bad that I stopped paying attention for the entire middle part of the movie only to come back near the end and still know what was happening. That can only say one thing. I won't say it for particular reasons that you need not know.

What was I doing the entire time while the movie was on, you may ask? Good question. I'd tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.

Yes. I am joking. I couldn't harm a fly.... seriously. You know those like "I can't believe this happened" TV shows where they show the extremely amateur skateboarder try to ollie down a flight of stairs only to fall face first and shatter his jaw? Yea, well I can't even watch those. So the above statement is A JOKE. (For those of you who can't detect sarcasm) Anyway, with love... Murdaface.

Expansion!

So I actually might be expanding my writing career. That's right ladies and gentlemen... Glen Binger might/most likely will be writing for BGH's blog. For those of you who don't know, BGH is a local shirt company dedicated to improving the Jersey Shore in as many ways as possible. This is extremely amazing and I am nothing but excited. I am expanding my audience and writing about my favorite topic. What more is there to like? It feels like I've just been published.

...Cool.

Poem

Sorry for the double post today, but I just found this poem I wrote in class the other day. Figured I'd share.



Untitled

I have a pet rock
whose name is Chris.

He sits on my desk
giving me advice on
girls and friends and life
when he sees me upset.

I had a pet rock
whose name was Chris.

He used to sit on my desk
helping me make sense with
life and friends and girls
when he saw me upset

That was before my brother
tossed him off the Rt. 70 bridge
into oncoming traffic.

Now he's in the back of a cop car
sitting next to my brother.



And thats it. So what'd you think? Do you like it? Is it too humorous and lame or is it good? Should I submit it somewhere? Share your thoughts.

Stream of Thought

So if you were wondering, my lesson went smoothly today. Everything was fine. Anyway, the students wanted us to write with them because it was our last day in the classroom. They were stream-of-thought exercises and pretty fun. Let me show you what I wrote and proceeded to read to the class:

"I wonder why they wanted Mr. Kaspereen and I to do BAM with them. It sounds like a pretty cool activity, I don't see why anyone wouldn't want to do it. I know if I was a student I would look forward to it. But then again, I might not. Being a student in 1st period is hard. I remember being in my first period class in high school wishing I had eaten breafast. By the time lunch rolled around I'd end up spending all my money on as much food as I could buy all because I didn't eat in the morning. Then I'd have to go to practice right after school on an empty stomach. Not good. Well, it can be good depending on how many sprints we did. Anyway, Mr. Kaspereen just showed me something he wrote that he thought was funny. I didn't think it was too funny, but I laughed anyway to make him feel like he was funny. I don't know why. Maybe thats why he makes bad jokes all the time. Kuz no one will ever stop to say 'man, that joke wasn't funny' to his face. Wait, I take that back, he does have some really good humor sometimes. Just the other day he wrote some fictional story about a guy plotting to blow up his local chicken farm. That's pretty funny, I guess."

This was written in a period of about ten minutes. I just thought it was humorous. Anyway, I hear his dumb laugh from next door so maybe I'll go check out what he's laughing about. Til next time. Au Revoir.

Wars with Gods

So I'm sitting on my friend's futon watching him play God of War 2. Aka - amazing. I have that game, as well as, the first one but my little brother gave it to his friend which moved to Florida and lost it. The asshole. Anyway, I thought you would like to know that.

Otherwise, why am I so unmotivated. It's 9pm on a Monday and I should be doing work. But I'm not. I have to teach a lesson in one of my classes on Romeo and Juliet. But I'm not prepared. This sucks. I wish I was motivated, but it's been so nice out, and I have always found myself on the internet playing Moola and looking up lyrics to random songs. I have a butt-load of work due. I have to revise 5 stories for my creative writing classes and I have a bunch of lesson-related work due for my education classes.

Am I asking for your sympathy? No. I'm simply letting you know how tough college can be at the end of the year. Anyway enjoy.

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Tired, Sitting, Listening?

As I sit here listening to 'All Caps' By Madvillian, I find myself dozing in and out of consciousness. Maybe its because it is nearly 1am and I have to wake at the wee hour of 6am to go teach. No idea why I am up this late... but I am. I'm sitting here enjoying the pleasant sounds of madlib/mf doom's hip hop awesomeness thinking about how much I just want it to be summer. I need money badly, for I only have 40 dollars to my name and probably no means of getting any more until the end of May.

What I do wish was happening right now: Me at the beach, sitting in the cool sand on a chilly summer night listening to nothing but the sounds of the crashing surf as my friends run around trying to play football in the dark.

What is really happening right now: Me sitting at my crummy desk at Rider University listening to Madvillian (no complaints there) wishing I could simply fall asleep and find myself awaken to the day after finals are over.

Yes that would be heaven.



Also, I am 20 pages away from finishing Joe Meno's Hairstyles of the Damned and let me tell you. Wow. A good read, I suggest you check it out.

Wow.

and I thought you guys were her friends...


thats all I have to say about that.