Slinky

Is it sad that I haven't written anything in a while?
Or maybe its just because I never have time to do anything besides work.

I think its because my life has become some sort of downward spiral into reality.


...I feel worthless.

I apologize

To you. My faithful readers.

I have been super busy with life and work and loving every minute I am alive. My girlfriend bought me a ps3 for my birthday. I shit my pants. Then I bought GTA4 for it. The ps3, not the shitty pants thing.

I got some nice things from my parents; including a desk, a chair for the desk, season 6 of Scrubs. Etc.

I also went to Atlantic City and won 70 bucks. The night of my birthday I threw up on a van. Cool, Glen.


Anywho, I will try to keep up with this blog nonsense as much as possible. But life is busy. Ok later.

two one

I am 21.

Waste of oxygen

I have wasted the first two years of my college career. I do not plan on wasting anymore time. This is my last year of college and I'm going to make it count. Fuck everything.



Also, I saw a roller derby match. It was awesome.

The dirty dirty east coast love

So tired.
Can't Sleep.
6 Days until I am 21.
Atlantic City here I come.
Peanut Butter on Oreos is very delicious and I'm kinda upset I haven't discovered it earlier.
Dreads soon.
Muttonchops. They are cool. Thoughts?
Comment. Please?

Murdaface

I drank two cups of coffee today.
Thus, I will continue to write about it.
But besides having caffeine dominate my soul, my back is destroying me. I pulled a muscle in it over a week ago. Now I wish it would go away.
Stupid spine.

Time to go outside. It's nice out.

List of pointless questions that may or may no make you think

If I somehow managed to erase your face, would people still remember who you are?

Is that car fuel efficient?

Do you have a raincoat?

Do you like sprinkles on your cupcakes?

When you were born did the doctor apologize to your parents?

Its 10pm, do you know where your children are?

Where did that bruise on the back of your arm come from?\

Have you ever been on a road trip and had to pee so bad that you used a bottle that was only a little bit too small to hold all of the bodily fluids coming out of you?

Do you live in the past, present or future?

Whens the last time you felt alive?

Last one...




How do you define yourself?

I love the dirty dirty

So work today was cancelled because of the foggy, rainy weather. Thus I've been up since 7:30 for no reason. However, I haven't done shit today except waste my life on Facebook. Classy? I think so. Add me as a friend maybe?

That feeling that I've been wasting my entire existence has come back again. I'm turning 21 in two weeks and I can't help but feel like for the past 21 years, I've done nothing. Absolutely nothing.

Hopefully the trip to Atlantic City that my buddies surprised me with will help change that. I can't wait for that. We're staying in the Tropicana and I think the Imax is in the same building. So here's the rundown if you haven't already figured it out.

Step 1. Drive to AC. Drink. Gamble. Be Dirty all night.
Step 2. Use the room we booked for pretty much only one reason.
Step 3. Wake up (that is if we happen to get sleep) Drink to get rid of the headaches. More Gambling.
Step 4. While still being wasted, go see Batman: the Dark Knight in the Imax theatre that is in the SAME BUILDING.
Step 5. Sober up and have who ever is being D. D. drive home.

Awesome. Yes. Very. July 17th - July 18th. Intense.

She move her body like a cyclone. Make me wanna do it all night long.

My god I've been so busy with work. I haven't been around at all nor have I been able to sit down and actually write anything of any sort.

I guess its only natural...

Anyway, fireworks tonight. Happy 4th of July. Murdaface likes fireworks.

American Trees will be publishing a story I wrote in the near future. I would give you a link, but as of right now there is none except a Myspace. Check it out.

Jeepster

I will be putting the liftkit on my Jeep today.
Thus, I will be carless for a week or two.
Go me.
That is all.