College. A Poem.

College is fun.
Except when they try to control your life.
And by they I mean the man.
And by the man I mean Rider.
I'm 21 I'll drink if I want to.
No I'm not stupid, I'm not going to funnel vodka.
I have self control.
I am a human being who is conscious of the hazards of drinking.
Especially underage drinking.
It's wrong.
Don't do it.