And So It Begins...

Well, the bennys are here today. Because I work at the beach in manasquan I deal with them a bit more. So far I've had to:

1. Pick up their trash.
2. Tell them where Main Street in Manasquan was (we were standing next to a street sign)
3. Explain that dogs can only be on the beach in the winter next to a no-dogs sign because they take shits and you assholes do not clean up after them.
4. Laugh at socks on the beach.
5. Explain why smoking and drinking on the beach aren't allowed.
6. Walk away from 6 rude people.

I must also note that not all tourists are disgusting like this. Some abide by our rules, and understand that it is our home. They realize we live here and they pick up their trash. They may ask where a road is, but they do it without being rude. I don't mind people coming to visit. Just don't treat the town like it's your trash can. I live here. So do all the rest of the us. Don't be a fucking retard and clean up after yourselves. Act your age. Follow the rules. Be human. Is that so hard?