I am Red Like Lobster

Sunburnt from beach yesterday. Glorious.

Side note: Bud Lime is my new favorite. Sorry Magic Hat, you're number two now.


I read This Guy's blog today, and it made me think... Do I ever think about my future? He takes all sorts of precautions in order to protect his future career, where as, I do not. For some reason I feel like if I do nothing but avoid taking risks, then it sucks all the fun out of living. With that being said...

Fuck.

There you have it. I dropped the bomb. So don't give me a job because I am immature and don't know how to use the English language to it's full potential.

...yeah. Okay.

I'm sorry, but it wouldn't be part of our language if it wasn't meant to be heard. And for all you minors out there I'm also sorry. You'll learn about it and it's meaning one day. For now just know it's a bad word and don't say it in front of grown-ups. Until you are one. Does that make sense? I hope. Whatever.

I take pride in my skillz. AKA I'm not going to censor myself. For some reason I feel like that creates a false identity of the human being that I am. I dunno. Whatever. It's not like I use it/other offense material for the strict purpose of offending people. It just happens sometimes. O well. Nap-time