I've got your face in my books.

Facebook is the devil's creative way to easily stalk the lives of people worldwide.

I just saw lightning. And then I heard thunder. So I'm turning off my laptop, but I just thought that you should know. It's important. Be careful what you post on the interwubs. It may just end up in some fat, bald, hairy guy's lap who happens to think that it's only gay if the balls touch.