Murdaface vs. Nothing Boy

I am wearing an orange bandana.
I thought about getting dreadlocks.
But they are a lot of work. And money.
And I honestly only wanted them for like a month.
But from what I've been reading, they only start to look good after a month.
So what should I do?

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Pros:
-Looking sweet
-Lots of girls will want on me
-I can't think of another

Cons:
-Lots of money and work to maintain
-They might start to smell
-It takes at least 4 hours to dread hair
-And more than one person


I DON'T KNOW.
I'm going for another bike ride today. This time to Belmar.
I washed my car. It looks nice.
I want some Surf Taco.